Dear Mr. Sandman...

....please, please recheck your formula and math when sprinkling Kaitlyn's dream dust tonight. She obviously got shortchanged last night as she was up from 12:30 am - 4:30 am. We are simply too old to party with a two-year old during those hours. If you could show up promptly at 7:45 pm and ensure KP gets a good night's sleep, waking no earlier than 7:30 am, we would greatly appreciate it. In fact, I heard you have a thing for the Tooth Fairy. You do us this favor and I'll pull some strings to get you in with her. Thanks!